what thee fuck!

are these us government community development jobs plotting to crush my dreams? to shatter my hopes? to kill me? i have never been rejected for so many fucking employment opportunities in a row in such a short period of time. between peace corps and americorps, one would think i had no community service experience, was a terrible communicator, and never even went to fucking college. oh my fuck. shit. i feel sick.

basically.

jessica biel has an exquisite ass...and body in general...and teeth. basically she is one of the most beautiful people i have ever seen. that is all.

yeah yeah yeahs!

off off off with your head! dance dance dance 'til you're dead! heads will roll...heads will roll...

domesticate...

so congratulations to all of my friends and associates who are having babies. do what you want; it's your world. but will someone please get married so that i can be in the wedding!?!?

new skin

so, i needed a change of scenery...

sometimes i wonder if there will ever be justice in the world.

yeah, i'm pretty sure my human sexuality professor is homophobic. will someone please explain to me how in hell this happens?

something over which to ponder

I was watching Watchmen and the blue dude made this interesting and rather debatable statement. It really stimulated my higher neurons:

"Miracles, by definition, are meaningless. Only what can happen does happen."

hm...

j'adore

good fun happy intense passionate friendly silly deep considerate giving true L O L O L O L O V E

good quotes lately...

Some men see things as they are and say why.
I dream things that never were and say why not.
-Ted Kennedy

triagle for change.

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact; it is an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration; it is a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”-Laila Ali

am...

heteroflexible?

human nature...or just an excuse?

i have never spent so much time actively trying not to do the shit that i need to get done. it has been 7 hours and i have not so much as glanced at my capstone exam review, or researched for my two term papers. fml.

fuck your ego

although i have presented you with every premise within the confines of reason, and you have agreed with me, you still choose ignorance...honestly, get over yourself

self conciousness

yes, you absolutely do care what others think. every sound-minded person does, as everything you do is an expression of who you are and, in turn, how you want others to see you.

don't judge me.

aren't all impressions deceiving (not just first ones)? we are never really who we appear to be...

blah...

change is due.

i'm offended...

dude, what is your problem with political correctness???? honestly, i am offended by the fact that you are okay with offending me.

men in the women's center...

so i think i just met a masculinist...masculist? either way, he shook my world up a little; i had to reevaluate my feminist views...

interesting story...

so today i asked mommy, the ame christian, why she did not vote for charles pugh in the primary election for the detroit city council members. her response: "because, according to the bible, he has a reprobate mind". now imagine her reaction upon discovering that one of my roommates is bi and the other one a lesbian (ah! real monsters!).

just dance

Okay, I am officially over straight clubs.